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    Anonymous asked:
    dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

    necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


    cradily:

    oh my god


    (Source: trinitymccray)


    timothydelaghetto:

    hoodniggashit:

    imsoshive:

    madeupmonkeyshit:

    lol aye she looked good doe, i woulda never ended it with her

    hell nah …

    wah.. is this real?

    HO.LY.FUCK. 


    skeetbucket:

    2cuuuute:

    startorrent02:

    ego-x:

    darklynoon:

    naturepunk:

    My blood is literally on fire right now. I cannot believe this.

    "yeah, we’re walking right into their homes and shooting them"

    jesus fucking christ.

    I am speechless.

    WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS FOR REAL.

    ……..

    This is sick, he’s so nonchalant with it all too


    fangirlatlarge:

    simulatedcity:

    evnw:

    tofutits:

    This is so FUCKING SCARY

    what the fuck is going on

    THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY THIS. NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE RUNNING REBLOG THIS. THIS CRAP NEEDS TO BE KNOWN. NEEDS TO BE SEEN. AND NEEDS TO BE SPREAD.THIS IS HAPPENING IN MY STATE AND IT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING. LET IT BE KNOWN. DON’T STOP SPREADING THE NEWS. MAKE EVERYONE SEE THE SHIT THAT IS GOING DOWN. Please. No body else seems to be protecting them anymore. Do what you can.

    i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

    (Source: antiteen)


    completegarbage:

    I’ve only had it for a day guys


    tomatotaster:

    That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.


    vinebox:

    Best fight of all time

    (Source: vinebox)

    (Source: pleatedjeans)


    tumboy:

    50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

    (Source: cakejam)


    girlfights:

    Remember when Rihanna and Haley Williams fought Spongebob?


    (Source: vinebox)