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    vergiltarian:

    sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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    Pooping and remembering you left your phone on your bed


    bakchoi-loi:

    livingmisbehavior:

    brookeeverdeen:

    TFIOS clip HQ

    Basic

    OMGGGGGGGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMOGM OMFG OMFG

    I CAN’T.

    ruinedchildhood:

    yo yo yo let it go

    (Source: four-big-idiots)


    appleteani:

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    robotmango:

    americas-liberty:

    Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

    sorry, but i call bullshit (at least to the notion that michelle obama is the single source of this culinary hellscape). that crusty fried chicken sandwich in the top picture? i got served that shit in high school fifteen years ago, when michelle obama was an illinois senator’s wife. that ugly mess of ground “beef” and corn and mashed potatoes, with a single sad white roll? that shit’s so familiar i might as well be high-fiving it at a family reunion. our school lunches have been garbage for decades, ever since we let corporations enter the business of feeding schoolchildren on contract, when school lunches stopped being cooked at school and started being cooked in factories and freezer-bagged and microwaved on site. this shitty situation can’t be dropped entirely in michelle obama’s lap: she didn’t start sysco or aramark or maramont or any of the giant food conglomerates that serve up deep fried frozen faux food by the truckload into america’s schools, at a profit. why don’t we hold accountable giant corporations and industry lobbyists- like, i shit you not, the national potato council- who have fought against improving school lunch standards for decades?

    michelle obama’s fighting an uphill battle because let’s face it, school districts across the nation are suffering and hemorrhaging money, and school lunches have always been a target of cutbacks. rather than spending money on healthy foods to cut calories and maximize nutrients- re the obama guidelines- schools just cut corners and serve less. their shitty substandard implementation of the guidelines does not mean that the concept of bringing healthier food into public schools is a failed one. 

    and if you want to change school lunches, instead of complaining to michelle obama on twitter, you can support the local efforts of students, parents and teachers to improve their lunches, like the campaign going on in philadelphia right now. these schoolkids have organized to try and end the contract with their shitty corporate meal provider, and gather support for meals cooked in-school with better ingredients. i guarantee there are fights like this going on in more places than philly, and they could use your help.

    Thank you. This post has pissed me off everytime someone I follow reblogs it and finally someone put into words why.

    Yeeeeah. What robotmango said. Cos I remember those godawful chicken sandwiches from kindergarten 21 years ago, and I’m pretty sure it was the Clinton’s in the White House back then, not the Obama’s.


    stupidstagram:

    ME 

    a--bagel asked:
    hope you didn't get disappointed with this ask lol (Once you get this, you must say five things you love about yourself publicly, and then send it to ten of your favorite followers)

    Yooooo okok. I love how:

    1. I have straight teeth without having to get braces
    2. My eyes. Not to big not to small
    3. Smile. Because I get to show off my bomb ass teeth
    4. my hand size. Just right. So I can play my cello easier
    5. My plump lips. To hide my straight ass teeth


    holy-bajeebus-itsskent:

    I dont understand those metaphor jokes. Wtf

    But what does it MEAN

    sxrreal:

    When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.


    camiekahle:

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

    (Source: mycroftly)

    I dont understand those metaphor jokes. Wtf


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    dutchster:

    and the battle continues


    vinebox:

    IM WEAK

    titytwochainz:

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    onkay:

    tsunamiwavesurfing:

    bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

    Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

    your ex already did

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